Q. how do i get an invite to girlpile?
A. hit on a girl. if it’s me, i’ll invite you.
Q. can you help me get laid? how do i get laid?
A. try the classic girlpile pickup line: “so, have you heard of ‘girlpile’?” if she has, you’ll get an invite, and we’ll see you soon! if not, invite her and another girl you want to fuck to a girlpile of your own (see below and dos and don’ts for more info on how to do this.)
Q. who’s invited to girlpile?
A. friends of friends. and their friends. and their lovers. and their friends. it’s a very special kind of social networking.
Q. why did you start girlpile? really. why did you really start it?
A. boobies.
Q. i sleep with men sometimes. can i come to girlpile?
A. yes.
Q. i am a man sometimes. can i still come?
A. yes.
Q. wait, so what’s your gender policy?
A. girlpile is for girls. for the purposes of girlpile, “girl” is a broadly defined term meaning anyone who ever self-identifies as such. it includes grown-ups who prefer a word that starts with “w.” if you think a sex party called “girlpile” should include you, you’re invited.
Q. i used to go to girlpiles and it was awesome but now i’m a man all the time and i don’t think i should go anymore but i miss it. what can i do?
A. host a sex party of your own! you can invite whomever you want. you might even be able to host it in my bed; let’s chat.
Q. my roommate is hosting a girlpile, and i’m not invited. what should i do?
A. go dancing. then go to a bathhouse. and go to the sauna.
Q. i was at a girlpile, and there was this weird boy there, all, like, going through your fridge. what’s up with that?
A. that’s my roommate! you’re in his house, so thank him kindly for his hospitality and offer the man a cookie.
Q. i kind of want to go to girlpile but i’m not sure if i’m comfortable having sex in a pile of girls. what should i do?
A. come bake cookies!
Q. are you some kind of kinky pervert?
A. yes.
Q. who started girlpile? and where is it?
A. we’re not telling.
Q. why not?
A. you could be my boss. also, we don’t want ten thousand people at girlpile, they wouldn’t fit in the bed. we’d rather have you start your own.